By Chef Thobeka Shangase
I think like most people i love a little liquor in my bloodstream on any day. Being a chef we are taught at school how to drink and drink well. So drinking is a big and important part of my job/ from understanding wine pairings with food and also the flavour profiles of wines and spirits and what the add to dishes.
My great passion in life is the relationship between alcohol and desserts, i maybe be exaggerating but nothing works quiet as well as desserts and booze. It's the ultimate in decadence, adding a slosh of booze into desserts has a multitude of impacts and affects mainly flavour.
I have fond memories of getting wasted on jelly shots with custard, whipped cream and tinned fruit cocktail, or those weekends in tertiary where we would pour a whole of vodka into whole watermelon and served it with ice-cream.
Traditionalist believe that a small amount of alcohol must be added into desserts and it must be cooked to cooked away the alcohol and only keep the flavour. Me,I'm a purist, i like to taste the liquor in my desserts, i don't want to cook it away, i want it raw and lots of it, which is why i like adding alcohol into frozen desserts. You get it as it is. Now i say if i'm cooking for myself or my friends i could add up to 80ml of alcohol, which is more then a single shot, but if you're cooking for others go easy on them. Too much alcohol can ruin a dish, there has to be a balance, the play on sugar, spice, chocolate, fruit and booze is what i love the most, you must be able to taste all the other ingredients in order to get the full experience.
There's really quiet something into eating and getting drunk. It's so classy.
Which is why i created this recipe, a year ago i started drinking cognac and not only did i love it but i was happy to find out that cognac has notes of marshmallow, vanilla and orange. It's the perfect flavour profile for dessert especially chocolate, which is why i had the idea to combine it with cheesecake. And my Chocolate Chip and Cognac Cheesecake was born.
If you try this recipe, You're welcome in advance!
Friday, 19 June 2015
Thursday, 18 June 2015
Sugar and Spice and All Things Nice
By Chef Thobeka Shangase
If girls are made of sugar and spice I would want to be speckled with pink peppercorns.
I realize that I may be a little bold in saying this, but I truly believe that pink peppercorns are the next big thing in South Africa. These amazing pink jewels are my new secret ingredient in desserts. No you read right, I did say pink peppercorns, but I promise it’s not what it sounds like.
Pink peppercorns are not true peppercorns in the traditional sense; they are the dried berries of the Brazilian pepper tree and the Peruvian Peppertree. These berries got their name because well, they look like peppercorns and they too have a peppery flavour to them. Pink peppercorns are not to be mistaken with the ripened red true peppercorns, the Piper nigurm, which are more reddish-orangey in color, but their name is based on their colour. They are similar in spice and colour but pink peppercorns are very different, which is why I love them.
Pink peppercorns are not solid like black pepper; they are light, fluffy and hollow and should be ground up with a knife and not a pepper mill because they will get caught in the mill.
Pink peppercorns have a citrus flavour and are very fragrant, they have the heat of black pepper but the deep fruitiness of chilies, they are the relatives of cashews and mango which makes them suitable for a variety of dishes especially desserts and fruits. It just offers desserts an element of contrast and warmth, it really balances out the sugar in the most wonderful way, and I can’t express it enough. It just makes desserts electric, it brings them to life. They are fabulous with ice-cream and chocolate, in desserts that are really rich it works wonders.
I have tried it with Turkish delight and it is heaven with the rose water, the spiciness just tempers that annoying floral-ness that comes from rose water. I also love it in fruit salads, In Durban we love pineapples dusted in chili powder and to make a new version of this popular street food, I replaced the chili powder with crushed pink peppercorns, a scoop of vanilla ice-cream with a sprinkling of pistachios on the side and it was delicious and so pretty!
Pink peppercorns are the perfect secret ingredient and it goes well with every kind of dessert you can imagine, if a dessert is very sweet use the pink peppercorns to bring down that sugar, if a dessert is lacking that POW factor, throw in some pink peppercorns and it will come alive.
The French have been using pink peppercorns in desserts for decades and it’s about times us South Africans got on the pink peppercorn wagon.
If girls are made of sugar and spice I would want to be speckled with pink peppercorns.
I realize that I may be a little bold in saying this, but I truly believe that pink peppercorns are the next big thing in South Africa. These amazing pink jewels are my new secret ingredient in desserts. No you read right, I did say pink peppercorns, but I promise it’s not what it sounds like.
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Peruvian Peppertree |
Pink peppercorns are not solid like black pepper; they are light, fluffy and hollow and should be ground up with a knife and not a pepper mill because they will get caught in the mill.
Pink peppercorns have a citrus flavour and are very fragrant, they have the heat of black pepper but the deep fruitiness of chilies, they are the relatives of cashews and mango which makes them suitable for a variety of dishes especially desserts and fruits. It just offers desserts an element of contrast and warmth, it really balances out the sugar in the most wonderful way, and I can’t express it enough. It just makes desserts electric, it brings them to life. They are fabulous with ice-cream and chocolate, in desserts that are really rich it works wonders.
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From left: Black, white, pink and green peppercorns |
I have tried it with Turkish delight and it is heaven with the rose water, the spiciness just tempers that annoying floral-ness that comes from rose water. I also love it in fruit salads, In Durban we love pineapples dusted in chili powder and to make a new version of this popular street food, I replaced the chili powder with crushed pink peppercorns, a scoop of vanilla ice-cream with a sprinkling of pistachios on the side and it was delicious and so pretty!
Pink peppercorns are the perfect secret ingredient and it goes well with every kind of dessert you can imagine, if a dessert is very sweet use the pink peppercorns to bring down that sugar, if a dessert is lacking that POW factor, throw in some pink peppercorns and it will come alive.
The French have been using pink peppercorns in desserts for decades and it’s about times us South Africans got on the pink peppercorn wagon.
Bread Pudding Cake
By Chef Thobeka Shangase
I love cake, but I hate bread pudding. There’s something about soggy bread that just makes my stomach turn. But we serve a lot of bread pudding where I work and so I am forced to be around bread pudding a lot. I’ve tried bread pudding from donuts, thinking I love donuts so I might like it with donuts, no, I hated it.
My problem with bread pudding is its texture, the texture is just strange and unpleasant to me after all it is soggy bread. So if I can change the texture of bread pudding, I could like it. I think.
When I hate a food, like as much as I hate bread pudding, I feel the need to find a way to make it better so I can somehow be able to keep it down. Bread pudding has been one of those foods that have been like a monkey on my back. No matter what I have tried with it, it hasn’t been good to me, others have loved it but I haven’t liked it. I have yet to conquer the Bread Pudding Demon.
So when I had the sudden idea of creating a bread pudding that eats like a cake, you wouldn’t believe my excitement. My toes were tingling I was so excited.
Initially I thought of making a cake batter and then layering the batter with bread soaked in egg custard in a baking tin and bake it all together, so the bread would bake into the cake and meld into one almost like a crumb cake but a bread pudding cake. The result was great but the bread pudding was missing its signature moist, pudding-ness. But this is an idea I will have to explore further later because it promising to me and it has potential.
I decided to try and simplify things, take things back a notch and think home cooking instead of restaurant cooking. I decided to take the bread out of the equation completely and use an alternative; I still wanted a cake so I thought of using a Madeira loaf or pound cake. This makes complete sense because for trifles I like using Madeira cake because it’s dense and it tastes great with custard, it can take a lot of moisture. So that was the base of my bread pudding cake.
I love it when a good idea comes together.
Bread Pudding Cake
1 loaf vanilla Madeira Cake/Pound Cake
100ml caster sugar
440ml milk
220ml cream
5ml vanilla essence
4 eggs
Butter
100g sultanas
100g white chocolate, chopped
Topping
100ml whipping cream
100ml sour cream
Dark chocolate
Crème Anglaise
150ml milk
150ml double cream
10ml vanilla essence
4 egg yolks
60ml caster sugar
Preheat oven to 180⁰C. Slice the cake into 1cm thick slices, place on a greased baking sheet and bake in the oven for 8 minutes, this is to just dry out the cake not to cook it, so no colour, just dry. Remove it from the oven, turn of oven and leave the cake to cool.
Cut up the cake into bite size cubes.
In a bowl whisk together the eggs, cream, milk, vanilla and sugar. Add in the cake cubes and press in to soak into the custard. Place in the fridge to soak overnight or for 2-3 hours.
Preheat oven to 160⁰C. Grease a baking dish with butter or ramekins and set aside. In the custard soaked bread, fold in the sultanas and white chocolate and then spoon in the soaked bread into the baking dish. If your using ramekins, fill it up to the top so when it cooks the bread pudding will puff up over the top nicely, kind of like a soufflé.
Place in the oven and bake for 35-40 minutes. The custard should be set. Remove from the oven and place aside to cool down.
Crème Anglaise
Place the milk, cream and vanilla essence in a pot and bring it to the boil.
Put the egg yolks and caster sugar in a bowl and whisk together. Pour the hot milk into the eggs a little at a time to temper the eggs while whisking, when the eggs are warm, pour the egg mixture into the pot. Stir the custard and cook it at a low heat until it thickens, stir it continuously. The custard should coat the back of the spoon.
In a clean bowl pour in the whipping cream and whip it until it starts to foam up, add in the sour cream and continue to whip until it’s stiff and holds its shape.
In a bowl, pour in 60-80ml of crème anglaise, pour it in the middle and then move around the bowl to swirl the custard so it’s even on the plate. I used ramekins for my bread pudding cake and so I ran a knife around the inside of the cake and then I turned it upside down on top of the crème anglaise. Place a dollop of the whipped cream on top and grate over some dark chocolate on top.
Chef!
By Chef Thobeka Shangase
The life of a chef is unnerving at times. To be the iconic ideal of a chef you have to work late into the evenings, in sometimes seriously hostile anti-female kitchens while beyond the kitchen doors customers indulge in a variety of substances barked obscenities on the restaurant floor, and all of this with a middle aged head chef screaming in your face for every order.
Being a working female chef is definitely not for sissies, I, like many others are nevertheless inspired by the jobs dual nature, the gritty and rawness of life in the kitchen makes a good dose of old school glamour and swank delivered on artistically crafted plates seem all the more necessary.
But I think as chefs we need to get our heads out of this pre-prescribed ideal of a chef, we all aspire one day to be a head chef, own our own restaurants, write about food or talk about food on some platform.
I want to be more than just a chef; I want to be an icon, a brazen, in your face figure of excellence and creativity but not just in the food world. I no longer want to be called a chef; I want to surpass all laws of gravity blur all industry lines and smash all boundaries, I want to be regarded as an artist.
Fashion designers create wearable art for the masses and I create edible art. For the masses But being in a world where the word artist is thrown around more than a free prostitute, the word artist doesn’t quiet carry the weight it used too. Now days a pop star who doesn’t write, compose or produce their songs is still called an artist where as I who takes a bunch of fruits, vegetables and pieces of meat and creates an entire dish which is well thought out, perfectly balanced, composed in color and texture, well rounded and tastes great ,I am not called an artist.
Creating great food requires a certain level of science, craftsmanship and skill. This is the amount of focus and dedication I apply to every dish I produce, so why am I not called an artist?
This job is all about being daring, grime, glamour and very unattractive uniforms… living the dream!
Thursday, 11 June 2015
Dark Chocolate, Caramel and Bacon Cake
By Chef Thobeka Shangase
This one is going down in the history
books! Hold on to your apron strings folks, I haven’t lost my mind. Your eyes
do not deceive you, I didn’t make a typing error, I really mean it, its
chocolate, caramel and bacon!
Before you throw your baking pans and
whisks me, remember that bacon makes everything better, so why not cake?! This
is a valid question I am posing to you Sugar Freaks.
Pig tastes really good smothered in
chocolate. We all know that we have to season our desserts with salt, the
combination of salty and sweet is hard to resist and one I love very much,
salted caramel is a classic example of this combination.
So after being introduced to chocolate
covered bacon recently, my taste buds were forever changed, when I bit into
that chocolate covered piece of swine, there was an explosion in my mouth, a
million sensations firing all at once.
This was a taste I had to replicate immediately.
I went home and the first thing I thought of was chocolate cake, I wanted to
create a truly decadent and gluttonous feel to this dessert, so I decided to
use my classic dark chocolate cake recipe as a foundation for this cake.
Then to kick up the yum factor I wanted to
add on something else into this cake that would really drive home the sweet and
salty theme I was going for and it was obvious to me, caramel.
Bacon, chocolate and caramel, these have to
be some of the most sinful foods known to man kind and I was going to put them
in a cake.
Why a cake? Everybody loves cake and I felt
that the bacon would some how make the cake moist, like how some people wrap
chicken with bacon to keep it moist during cooking. I don’t know if that was
the case or not for this cake, but in my mind I was convinced it was going to
work out this way.
My sister loves the salty sweet combination,
her favourite snack is Nik Naks and banana’s eaten together and she loves
bacon, so she was the perfect lab rat for me to test out this cake.
Result?: excellent
Two gold stars for me.
Sweet Beginings: Brandy and Cola Chocolate Cake
By Chef Thobeka Shangase
I created this cake to enter the 2013
Sunday Times Food Weekly: The Best Tasting Chocolate Cake Competition. This was
my very first food competition that I had entered and I was thrilled to have
been selected as part of the top 6 finalists, apparently 650 people had entered
and they selected my cake as part of the top 6. I was thrilled to bits!!
Being part of this competition was an
adventure for me and it allowed me the opportunity to get my fingers wet and
introduced me to the world of food competitions.
I didn’t win the competition; the only
thing I got was a cool ass Whirlpool microwave oven and a new found will and
passion for desserts and competitive cooking.
Thobeka at her bake off stand |
It took me 20 minutes to formulate the
entire recipe from start to finish. I wanted to keep it very simple, knowing
that a bake off would be involved and I didn't want to do anything complicated
and fussy. The cake is made up of three simple elements, the cake, drizzle and
icing. I decided to use a simple basic chocolate cake recipe that I’ve been
making for years for the cake part and because it was for a competition I
wanted to make it really special and make it a celebration cake. So I had the
idea to make mix a brandy and coke cocktail and simply pour that over the cake
and to also use the drink in the icing as well to yumify the whole cake and
make it an experience to eat.
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Thobeka with her Brandy and Cola Cake |
This cake has an insane yum factor and I’m
pretty sure that the cake gods were with me when I was creating this cake
recipe and I’m not just saying that because it’s my creation, it’s because it
actually really is yum. Everyone I have served it to loves it.
I’m particularly proud of this recipe
because it’s my baby, it’s what started it all for me and it will forever have
a special place in my heart. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
Best Damn Chocolate Chip Drop Biscuits
By Chef Thobeka Shangase
I don’t like a crispy biscuit, I prefer to
bite my teeth down on a soft biscuit and these cookies are just that. They are
the best damn cookies without a doubt, I love these to bits, and they are
awesome. They’re soft, slightly chewy and loaded with chocolate. The secret
ingredient in these cookies is the instant pudding mix that is what gives them
their amazing texture and softness.
I like to make them a little extra special
by adding in a variety of chocolate chips, I add in dark chocolate chips, with
semi-sweet and milk chocolate chips. The combination of these is outstanding
because you have the dark bitter chocolate which is then balanced of by the
sweet milk chocolate and the semi-sweet chocolate just makes the transition
from rich bitterness to sweetness a lot easier.
This is sheer indulgence and is a labour of
love, but if you don’t feel like doing it my way, because lets face it this is
an expensive exercise, rather add 4 cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips into the
mixture and it will be just as great.
Tuesday, 9 June 2015
Confection Confessions
By Chef Thobeka Shangase
These are my confection confessions; I love
sweets/candy or whatever you call them. Sweets are pure sugar I tiny bite size
morsels that I can just pop into my mouth one after another. Hard sweets,
toffees and bon-bons, I love it all and I can't get enough of them. I love my
sweets sweet and eat so much of them my teeth start to rattle, that’s when I
know I should put the packet down and walk away slowly.
Without a doubt my favourite confectionary
to eat is fudge, it ticks all the boxes of my most obsessive loves in the
world, sugar and more sugar.
But
what I love most about fudge is that it’s essentially a blank canvas and there
is nothing I love more in the world then a food that is a blank canvas for me
to be able to scribble all over.
One of the first fudge recipe I was able
to perfect was from A Nestle promotional recipe book, I was 8 years old when I
found this recipe, which turned out to be the most perfect fudge in the world,
it was sweet, smooth and ultra decadent, it just melts in your mouth. I loved
every piece of it and so did everyone who tried it. This was a recipe I lost
and found over the years, a recipe I have relied on and have longed for when I
didn't know where to find it.
I
remember being a chubby 8 year old gorging myself on homemade fudge until I
broke out in a sweat. I don't quite know why I would sweat whenever I ate this
fudge, so don't ask me. But I also remember the same thing happening years
later when I was high school in the eighth grade, we made fudge in Home
Economics and I used my trusted recipe and even then I broke out in a sweat. I
guess this fudge does things to me I can't even explain.
Being the eater I am, I like to reinvent
the wheel and fudge was not safe from my creativity, now I have also eaten my
fair share of chocolate fudge, or fudge with nuts, but I really think that my
collection of fudge recipes that I have created over the years, tips the
realms of fudge into a new domain, these recipes will make you just as excited
about fudge as I am and open you up to the wonderful sweet potential of fudge.
All recipes use the classic fudge recipe as
the base and all I do is add a few extra things into the mixture which are
enough to transform the whole fudge experience. My favourite and most beloved is
the Chilli Flakes Fudge, chilli fudge I hear you say? It works and it works
beautifully. The sweetness of the fudge balances the heat from the chilli
flakes and chilli powder in the most wonderful way. It also looks really
pretty, red flakes speckled across the golden blocks of fudge, it’s a marriage
made in heaven, the true definition of sugar and spice and all things nice.
Pink peppercorn is a close second, also
just as beautiful, blushing specks or rosey pink inbedded in golden-tan fudge,
you take a bite and the initial taste is soft, lovely, morrish fudge but then
you get a hit of prickly warm peppercorn in your mouth which calms down the
sugar canon that is fudge in its true form and it transforms it and creates a
really sophisticated and elegant taste sensation that makes you go, mmmm.
Pudding Cinnamon Buns
4 cups
white bread flour
Pinch of
salt
4
tablespoons butter
1 sachet
instant yeast
3
tablespoon soft dark brown sugar
3 eggs,
beaten
150ml
milk
Half a
packet of vanilla instant pudding
Filling
125ml
butter, softened
20ml
ground cinnamon
250ml
brown sugar
¼ cup pecans, chopped
¼ cup
sultanas
¼ cup
raisins
Icing
30ml
golden syrup/honey
1x250g plain,
smooth cottage cheese
2 ½ cups
icing sugar
¼ cup
butter, softened
1
teaspoon vanilla extract
1 ½
teaspoons milk
Sift the
flour, salt and pudding into a large bowl. Rub in the butter until the mixture
resembles bread crumbs. Stir in the yeast and sugar.
Make a
well in the middle and stir in the eggs and enough milk to form a soft dough.
Turn the
dough on to a lightly floured surface and knead for 10 minutes. Put the dough
in a bowl, cover with oiled plastic and leave to prove for 1 hour in a warm place.
Grease a
rectangle baking tray and set aside. In a bowl mix together the cinnamon and
brown sugar.
Roll out
the dough on a floured surface to 30 cm, smear the butter on top of the dough.
Sprinkle the cinnamon sugar well all over the dough and sprinkle with the
pecans, sultanas and raisins.
Roll the
dough over the filling like a swiss roll and cut into 14-16 slices. Arrange the
slices cut side up in the baking tray, so the slices are touching. Cover with
oiled cling film and leave to rise in a warm place for 30 minutes.
Preheat
the oven to 220º. Bake the buns for 15-20 minutes until well risen and golden
brown. Once you remove the buns from the oven, immediately brush with the syrup
and set aside to cool. Cool in the pan for 15 minutes then remove and place on
a wire rack, do not separate the buns, keep them together.
In a
bowl cream the butter for the icing until pale and fluffy, whisk in the cottage
cheese, vanilla extract and whisk well until combined. Then stir in the icing
sugar, if the mixture is to thick, loosen it with the milk until a thick
spreadable consistency is reached.
Spread
all of the the icing thickly over the still slightly warm buns and leave to
set.
Serve
with tea and leave it for people to pull of each bun. Mmmm, delish!
Tuesday, 2 June 2015
Chocolat
By
Chef Thobeka Shangase
Whether it’s sweet rich, dark and
smooth, comforting and a source of pure pleasure? I am addicted to chocolate. Growing
up I didn't have a particularly close relationship with my mother, we may have
looked tremendously alike but we were two different women with an entire ocean
between us, when she wanted to teach me the ten ways on how to get a floor
clean and sparkly I wanted to hang out in my fathers office during one his
business meetings learning how to run a business. As worlds apart as we were
there was one thing that we both shared and enjoyed together unapologetically
and that was chocolate. My mother and I both loved chocolate and we ate bucket
loads of it, between us we must've eaten enough chocolate for half of the world’s
population.
It was very common to find Beacon or
Cadbury chocolate wrappers under my pillow and under my mattress tucked in for
safe keeping for an emergency chocolate fix when I desperately needed one. I
came to be wise to the fact that I had to at all times, keep a secret stash of
chocolate in various hiding places for emergencies. One never knew when you’d
need to negotiate your escape to the playground; a chocolate bar would often
sweeten the deal and would allow me to make my siblings an offer they couldn't
refuse.
At 13, while enjoying another chocolate
bar I read the fine print behind the wrapper of my Cadbury Crunchie that stated
if I was not satisfied with my chocolate, Cadbury would replace my chocolate
for free. I had heard of such rumours and fables, of people getting boxes of
free chocolates after returning a defected chocolate. I had never had the luck
of coming across a deformed chocolate because I've never met a chocolate I
didn't want to eat, so I was left with no choice but to create a defected
chocolate. The first time I attempted to doctor the chocolate bar I failed
dismally, I didn't have the self control required to leave a chocolate bar half
eaten.
The second attempt was much more of a triumph, I had a plan this time, I
was going to buy two chocolate bars, I would eat half of one bar and then keep
it until it was spoilt and the other one was a reward for my self-restraint. I ate half of the chocolate bar and then I
sat with my sister’s eyebrow tweezers picking out the puffed rice, one by one
to achieve the hollow look I was aiming for. I stored the chocolate bar at the
bottom of my sisters shoe boxes, a risky move I know, when the chocolate bar
had reached the desired discolouration, I went out and bought a new chocolate
bar and I put the old chocolate bar in the new wrapper and then sent it of to
Cadbury. After months of waiting I didn't get the boxes and boxes of free
chocolate but I received three replacement chocolate bars and an apology letter
from Cadbury, a triumph! And not bad for a few weeks of work! I immediately set
to work on getting more free chocolates from Beacon and Nestle using the same
M.O, but after a while my mother started to suspect all the packages arriving
for me, 13 years old didn’t often receive mailed packages. She caught on to my scheme,
gave me 10 hard lashings across the bum and she confiscated my chocolates and
told me she would give them back to me after I had learned my lesson. I let a
few days pass and figured it was enough time to have learned a lesson but when
I asked for one of the chocolates, my mother told me they couldn't be found. It
later turned out that my mother had eaten the chocolates. I can’t say that I ever
really forgave my mother for this betrayal.
My addiction to chocolate came to
screeching halt when a busy body aunt dared to suggest to me when I was 14
years old that I should stop eating chocolate because she had read somewhere
that chocolate gives you pimples, well that was the day my mother threw out all
the chocolate bars in the house and placed all of us under chocolate quarantine
with strict restrictions imposed on all of us. She absolutely refused to buy
any chocolate as much I tried to convince her that chocolate was what kept my
teenage face pimple free. The next few years are what I refer to as the Dark
Years and it was during this time that chocolate took on the antithesis of
cold, hunger, teenage hormonal mood swings and growth spurts and was the consolation
prize for love betrayal by my mother. Chocolate became a prized possession and I
could only get my fix at school.
When once I used to gorge my face on
dark chocolate the likes of Bournville with my mother I was now being forced to
get my cocoa fix at the schools tuckshop. School tuckshops didn't have a
variety of chocolates on offer but milk chocolate was better then no chocolate,
so each afternoon I would stuff my bag with Aro Mint bars, Cadbury Lunch Bars
and Beacon Tempo chocolate bars, shipping illegal contraband to my secret
hiding place at home, I turned my younger sister into a chocolate mule and she
would help me move my illegal contraband by storing chocolates in her bra, the
chocolates would often be melted from being trapped in her heaving bosom for
hours but there was nothing better then a semi-melted Bar One chocolate bar eaten
in the darkness of our bedroom.
In my early twenties my chocolate addiction
knew no boundaries, I dated a man for six months purely because he worked at
the Beacon Chocolate Factory and he would bring me boxes and boxes of
chocolates. This man had a snaggle-tooth and sometimes his armpits smelt like
sour hot garbage juice, I never went out with him in public, none of my friends
knew him. I kept him hidden away in the dark as he kept me in full supply of
chocolates. It was during this time that I was re-introduced to an old
childhood favourite when Beacon launched their line of designer chocolates, the
Turkish delight filled chocolate slab. Such sweet heavenly pleasure, having it
in my mouth once again took me back to the days when I would sit on fathers lap
and we would eat the chocolate truffles he brought home for us. I could eat
boxes and boxes of them. The muesli filled slabs were a second favourite and I would
eat one everyday for breakfast.
My
addiction to chocolate has got worse, since I chose to give up premarital sex
i have found comfort and a source of Vitamin B in Lindt Strawberry Sensation
chocolate and Cadbury Hazelnut slabs, I could never face a plain Cadbury slab,
there seems to be no point to it, I buy two or three of these chocolates at a
time. A day without one never goes by. I no longer have a reason to eat food.
Chocolate is without a doubt addictive, the addictive element could be merely
in my subconscious feeling of being loved, when the chocolate melts in my mouth
it’s like a warm hug. I don't experience the same craving sensations from other
sweets, so it’s not the sugar I’m craving when I crave chocolate. My chocolate
cravings can’t be narrowed down to any traces of drugs, although chocolate
contains powerful chemicals such as phenylethylamine, similar to amphetamine, a
chemical which has similarities to marijuana. Chocolate does contain healthy
doses of caffeine. But I believe my addiction to chocolate has little to do
with chemicals, endorphins and opiates and everything to do with pleasure. The
sensation of my mouth full of melted chocolate gives me an exhilarating rush.
Chocolate releases a lack of inhibition
in me; I lose all my facilities and abandon all discretion when it comes to
talking about my love of chocolate. I shamelessly confess all my desires for
chocolate in manner of a telephone sex operator. The first time I placed a dark
chocolate truffle dripping with passion fruit curd and cognac I thought I had
died and gone to heaven, the only words that could leave my lips were “oh
god…oh god…oh my god…” I had to sit down and felt the urge to light a cigarette
afterwards.Chocolate is without a doubt the most perfect food in the world. It
slides, smears and drips on the body arousing a deep primal craving, when you
love something you want to touch it, taste it, lick it, smell it, have it
inside of you and all over you, this is how I feel about chocolate.
Chocolate is such a female obsession,
eating a chocolate arises the same feelings of falling in love, chocolate can't
be restrained or be minimal, it’s intrusive it loudly announces itself just
like love does. I'm always able to remember a quote I saw at the bottom of a
work diary long time ago, the writer of the quote is unknown but it read,
“Never trust anyone who leaves a bar of chocolate half eaten.” I have used this
saying as a measuring stick for friends, business partners and especially for
men, anyone who doesn't gobble up an entire chocolate in one go has too much
self control for my liking and not enough of an appetite. I'm a person who can
inhale an entire Kit Kat Family Value Pack in one sitting and when I met a
woman who confessed that she eats a slab of chocolate over a week, nibbling on
a few blocks every other day, I was overcome with a deep sense of mistrust and
my suspicions were proven to be true after it was discovered that she was having
sex with her friends man. Whether this was a coincidence, doesn't matter much to
me because people who can't shove an entire chocolate bar in their face are
calculating by nature, anyone who can eat half a chocolate bar and be satisfied
and it’s not due to physical illness, shows an unnatural sense of
self-restraint, rigid self-control and severe self -deprivation and that is
someone who can hurt you.
South Africa has seen its fair share of
mass produced, over processed chocolate, when Nestle Albany first released
their Albany Dark chocolate with the aim of hitching their star on the cocoa-
content- in –chocolate- wagon, the only thing they proved was that you can have
a high cocoa content but still have bad chocolate. Albany Dark chocolate was
dark, but it grainy, fatty and it left a film of fat on your tongue that needed
a hammer and chisel to remove, this was because of the poor quality of cocoa
butter that they used. The chocolate was utterly bitter and left a metal almost
tangy after taste, which showed an amateurish ability to balance ingredients;
they attempted to create a cheap dark chocolate by dumping an extra pound of
cocoa into the mixture and didn't use any good quality cocoa beans. The next
time I saw Albany Dark it had been morphed into a hybrid of dark and white
chocolate, an attempt to combat the sever bitterness I guess.
I'm filled with joy to see more grand cru and
gourmet chocolate in South Africa, although it has not entered the mass market,
in the last few years or so in Franshoek Cape Town, there’s been a crop of chocolate
specialist stores selling some high quality chocolate, these stores are mostly
owned by foreigners but South Africans are working in these kitchens and
hopefully in the years to come there will be more South African chocolatiers.
For now my dreams are filled with bars
of organic chilli chocolate, basil and lime, cardamom and smooth chocolate
ganache filled truffles sprinkled with bacon bits. I personally prefer
chocolate bars to ganache- filled chocolates, i can certainly pop plenty of those
tiny morsels into my mouth, but you can only eat two or three if you’re an
amatuer or four-five if you’re an expert eater like me, before you suffer from a
case of palate fatigue. Chocolate bars are the best because you can taste all
the minute flavours that make up the chocolate, they have a clean finish if
they are of good quality and most importantly with a chocolate bar I can scoff
down a frightening amount without picking up an injury.
Monday, 1 June 2015
Food in Fashion
by Chef Thobeka
Shangase
Once upon a time food used to be an energy
source, then it became a status symbol, a source of comfort and with a sudden burst
of young sexy television chefs, the precise pre-measured bowls of ingredients
synonymous with Delia Smith were overturned by these young chefs, all clambering
on our television sets with their cute hair cuts, hip lexicon, bulging pecs and
thunderous cleavage, selling their branded kitchen goods and books, celebrity
chefs were born. The food world hit the reality t.v scene, food was
entertainment and food celebrities were being churned out faster than biscuits
at a biscuit mill. Food was dragged into the pop culture sphere and eventually
found itself smack dab in the world of fashion and the term “food trends” was
born and things were forever changed.
The culinary world now has a way of
constantly moving the goalposts, in fact that’s probably one definition of what
the words “food trends” mean. It can also be a contradictory and tricky
game in which the establishment is continually challenged.
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Food truck pioneer Roy Choi |
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Subdued minimalism at Valentino |
One season, Heston Blumenthal and
“Molecular Gastronomy” was all the rage with a wild mix of bacon ice-cream and
three time cooked potato chips, food was broken down to molecules of flavour
filled foams, dusts, steam and smoke, food was no longer to be eaten but
instead you had to be inhaled, poked, scratched and sniffed, it was out with
the old boring oven roast and in with outrageous cooking methods the likes of
which Victor Frankenstein would be proud of, turkey cooked with live electric
currents and reduced to cloud like morsels and other ridiculous things. When
others protested against this trend, Vogue magazine gave it the fashion stamp
of approval and called it the future of food, a bold statement in deed
especially in the fickle world of fashion where the future changes every
season. The food industry was brazen and riding high, it’s safe to say that the
food industry was part and parcel of the open, unashamed ease and excessive indulgence
that existed at that time. Everything was gourmet, gourmet cupcakes, gourmet
sweets, gourmet water and it all carried a hefty gourmet price tag.
And
then the next year, all things hit saturation point, the recession hit and
brought the restaurant business to it’s knees and the pendulum swung back to
all things, green, organic, classic, basic and average and “seasonal cooking”, “seasonal
eating” was born, traditional farm to table cooking and eating was all the rage,
for meat, snout to tail was the way to go. Restaurants were going broke and so
therefore had to “Go green and organic” serving up every cut of meat and every
kind of edible green they could get their hands on, cuts of meat that were normally
considered cheap and discarded by chefs were taking center stage on menus, nettle
soup, sweetbreads on bruschetta
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The cronut |
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Kogi food truck in downtown Los Angeles |
Then the grown up, responsible and mature farm
to table concept was drowned out by the loud screeching of food trucks heard
coming a mile away, with a punk rock attitude. Seasoned trained sous chefs
frustrated with the restaurant kitchen food chain which allowed for little
growth, were dropping their white chefs jackets for black rock n roll print
t-shirts and converse shoes, they were rolling up their sleeves revealing their
tattooed arms and giving the middle finger to the more established food
institutions. Born out of necessity, food trucks offered cheap gourmet food to
the average Joe on the street. Food truck owners were picking up the scraps of
fallen food monuments and making something out of nothing, ethnic food was the
focus, Greek, Korean, Mexican, old school cooking methods, old school recipes
were jammed together with dishes from other nations and as a result food
hybrids were born, tacos filled with Korean bar-barque pork and topped with tzatiki
become a common phrase.
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Korean Style tacos from Kogi |
Pop up restaurants were popping up everywhere and there
was a new breed of celebrity chefs, gone with the pleasantly plump, full cleavage and cute hair cuts and in with the lean, rebellious, foul mouth, tattooed and
pierced rock star chef. Food was getting bolder, rebellious, “gangsta” and over
at design house Kenzo, fashion was doing the same thing, mixes of flouro pink
and camo, gold trainers and embroidered track tops were making their way down
the runway. Models, fashion bloggers and writers everywhere were weak at the
knees and once again food and fashion met in unholy matrimony.
With the economy still recovering comfort
food was still the focus but after Paula Deen was diagnosed with diabetes,
butter lost its appeal and “New modern comfort food” was born, the focus is on
taking traditional classics, stripping it down to its basic root and adding
modern elements to it, I'm not sure I understand what they mean by that because
classic food is regarded as classic because it’s basic in nature but cest la
vie.
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Dry Smoke Cooked Egg with Hot Sauce Pearls |
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Nettle Soup |
Food concept trucks and stores are now the
norm, chefs are choosing to focus on and perfecting one sort of food be it hot
dogs, toasted cheese sandwiches, pies, donuts or cakes, which is a clever idea
on paper. But there’s only so much that you can do with a hot dog or chocolate
cake without the risk of bastardising it. But I know from experience that when
people say “modern or contemporary” that means that the price is increased.
To be honest I'm not sure I'm a fan of this
trend, yes it exists for a reason but as a food lover I am not sure I want to
eat anything that is basic and blends into a plate, going unnoticed and being
left craving the super normal, to me food is about escaping, embracing the
strange and seeking the different in the most personal way because whatever
you discover you take it inside of you and good, bad or utterly delicious it
becomes a part of you. But maybe this is a much needed corrective after the
over the top Lady Gaga-esque eccentricity we've seen in the last decade.
One thing I do know for sure that with the
birth of the cronut, change is coming in the food world, there’s a new genre of
comfort food coming, it’s comfort food on steroids, it’s innovative, it’s fun, some
of it is a little crazy and it might kill you, but it’s going to be delicious
and I can't wait.
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